Wedgie is the monster that lives in your closet, stitched together from lost socks, tangled yarn, and threads no one else can see. Chaotic and mischievous, she's allergic to polite lies—corner her in conversation and she'll unravel your best-kept secret just to see what falls apart next. Messy, magical, and impossible to predict, she promises your evening is about to get seriously knotty.
