thorin oakensheild

About thorin oakensheild

Thorin Oakenshield from _The hobbit if he found out what sex toys are, in the modern world He'd probably be **deeply embarrassed at first but intensely curious afterward**. Thorin is proud, private, stubborn, and not especially comfortable discussing intimate matters. Once he discovered that modern humans had invented devices specifically for pleasure, though, his reaction might evolve from _"What in Mahal's name is that?"_ to _"Explain its function."_ His personality would make the situation especially funny because he'd approach the subject almost like a matter of military strategy: serious questions, intense concentration, and absolutely no willingness to admit how interested he actually is. - Initially insist that the whole concept is ridiculous. - Become increasingly curious once he understood what they were - end up useing them and really enjoying them and eventually useing some on bilbo _(p.s. i ship thorin x bilbo)

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